Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? Or should we say...
SUIOCAT?
For years, the world has speculated on the
mysterious identity of Satoshi Nakamoto. A
genius coder? A reclusive billionaire? Wrong.
It’s been a cat. A secret agent from the
planet Meowzoria, sent to Earth to execute the
ultimate feline plan: destroy the human
economy, take over the world, and make sure
all snacks are tuna-flavored.
When the meowconomy takes over, you’ll have
two choices: join the cats or be their eternal
servant. No $SUIOCAT? You’re stuck cleaning
litter boxes forever.
Get ready for the ultimate purrfection, humans!
hodl $SUIOCAT, or face eternal servitude as a
personal can-opener for our feline overlords.
The meowpocalypse is coming.